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Bush Poetry - Tomatoes
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:34 am    Post subject: Bush Poetry - Tomatoes Reply with quote

The warmth and heart wrenching simplicity of Australian bush poetry can bring a tear to the eye.

We are blessed in Australia to have such an abundant wealth of talented story tellers through whom future generations can learn of our history and 21st century lifestyle.

Here is a classical example: A Poem About Tomatoes

Tomatoes

I know a Muslim whose name is Jim,
I really love throwing tomatoes at him,
Tomatoes are soft & don't hurt the skin,
But these buggers do, 'cos they're still in the tin

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Bush Poetry - Tomatoes Reply with quote

Very poetic! What a hoot!

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