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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:35 am Post subject: Drinking with an Aussie gal |
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An Arab, an Afghan and an Australian Sheila are in the same bar.
When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless Australia !!
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:45 am Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal |
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:45 am Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:24 am Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal |
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_________________ Regards
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:50 am Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal |
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finding them on the "Endangered Species" list would be nice.
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