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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:37 am    Post subject: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote





CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE:

A lion will not cheat on his mate, but a Tiger Wood!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.


War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.++

Barry inneresting

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:30 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

very punny indeed.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

Well done Pete...these puns are very much up to my standard mate...I'm impressed. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

Wait... There was a standard??

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

Complete with bylaws Pumpkin Deal

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY ANY OF THESE: Reply with quote

Knee slapper indeed

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