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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:04 am    Post subject: Forgiven Reply with quote

Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a sh1t real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a dump in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"

wtf Confused Confused Confused Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:43 am    Post subject: Re: Forgiven Reply with quote

good one. LOL

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:48 am    Post subject: Re: Forgiven Reply with quote

Never under estimate the power of pooh ! LOL !

Just last week I was just leaving the mens' room at Sportsmans warehouse when the door burst open and I was spun part way around by a large fast moving blur immeadiately followed by the slamming of a stall door and in not more than 3 seconds after an unmistakeable exsplosion sound. A brief silence followed and the a single softly spoken word followed ,,,, " sorry" ... I left in a hurry rather than "CHIT chat" and be influenced by the "aroma therapy" that was sure to follow ... Toilet Claw

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