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What is Celibacy?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:57 pm    Post subject: What is Celibacy? Reply with quote

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.


While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."


He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'


I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,


White Wings Self-Raising Flour, isn’t it?
And thus began my life of celibacy.........

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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