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Donut Slayer
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:35 am    Post subject: Male logic Reply with quote

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."


A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had avocados."



If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

Why is this in the Joke section DS...its perfectly logical mate. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

and she still bought you a rifle?...


Mate, I'll sleep with one eye open from now on if I were you!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
and she still bought you a rifle?...


Mate, I'll sleep with one eye open from now on if I were you!
That wasnt me, I promise. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

OOOOooooOOo that was tricky, darn right I had to read it more than once. How many guys on here are going to admit they had to read it again? HUH HUH???

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

I have covered this before... we mere males hear what is said not necessarily what was ment. we take things literally.
remember the w words vs the c words??

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Male logic Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
I have covered this before... we mere males hear what is said not necessarily what was ment. we take things literally.
remember the w words vs the c words??

It's the l words that cause problems of comprehension:

Literal & logical. Very Happy
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