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Stress Management for a rough day
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RePete
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:16 am    Post subject: Stress Management for a rough day Reply with quote

In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.













The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.


1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.


See it worked. You're smiling

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: Stress Management for a rough day Reply with quote

Not smiling, but laughing I am.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:24 am    Post subject: Re: Stress Management for a rough day Reply with quote

yeah it worked but all that running water.... now ive got to visit the little boys room....

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