senior health plan
> New Senior Health Plan--
>
> You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
> available for you. So what do you do?
>
> Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
> shoot four Politicians.
>
> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals
> a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the
> health care you need!
>
> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees,
> kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
>
> And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told
> you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
>
> Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
> anymore.
>
> Is this a great country or what?
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