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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:50 am Post subject: getting old |
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you and me
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".
He said,
"That's a mirror, dip-stick
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain
Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain |
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:34 am Post subject: Re: getting old |
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_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:06 pm Post subject: Re: getting old |
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great, I needed the chuckle! Thanks, Tremblay.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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jacksmus Rookie Member
Joined: Dec 12, 2011 Posts: 2 Location: UK
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: getting old |
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The older I get the better I was.
Thats why I dont have a mirror over my bar..........
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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