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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:04 am    Post subject: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

You know you're Australian if ...





* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

* You think it's normal to have a leader called Julia.


* You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.

* You're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something.

* You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

* You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'.
You believe the 'l' in the word 'Australia' is optional.

* You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.'

* You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

* You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'.

* You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

* You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.

* You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

* You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.

* You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread. You've also squeezed it through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.

* You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.

* Beetroot with your Hamburger... Of course.

* You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again'
And "Living next door to Alice".

* You believe that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

* You wear ugg boots outside the house.

* You believe that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

* You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

* Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

* You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude,
While 'scuse me' is always polite.

* You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

* You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.

* Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

* You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'.

* You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.

* When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

* You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in
-o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto, goodo etc.

* You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere...no matter where you actually are.

* You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like bleep . But we let the world think we do. Because we can.

* You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.

* You've only ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet
- to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.

* You know that the barbecue is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man.
And the women make the Salad.

* You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

* You understand what no wucking furries means.

* You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.

* You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.

* You know that roo meat tastes pretty good, But not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.

* You know that some people pronounce
Australia like "Straya" and that's ok

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

You can have both male and female mate at the same time
and Never Never is not a denial..

Thats a bloody rippa of a list!! thanks mate!

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tikkat3
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:14 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

I disagree with the third last item.
There is only one.
And its the 'bluey'
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:47 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

most kiwis can relate to most of those (just dont let those plurry aussies know it)

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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

Brilliant list mate...now...how long before the questions start coming in...What does **** mean. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

I agree Tiks...although a formal Bonds Chesty can be white.

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radar
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:59 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're Australian if ... Reply with quote

The only comment I can add to that is "Yeah-nah" the classic answer to most double ended question, the rest are easily and often used by kiwis except - Useless bloody mongrel rugby players which can only refer to the Aussie National Team.

(sheesh I hope I don't have to eat my words at the end of the Rugby World Cup)

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