A TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday
I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think
I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish setter's ass and a car hit us both.



comeonnow
Suz

Good one

Thanks for a chuckle to start the day!!!

Cheers, Vince

Any time I'm in Albuquerque we usually end up having "lunch" on a Wednesday by grazing on free samples at Costco whilst stocking up on beer.
No Purina though........

That is precious