Shipwrecked

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: Shipwrecked

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
LadysMan

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
Hug

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep. Flame

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling. No No!

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. Thumbs Down

That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It
was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze -- perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to
get "those feelings" again.. Roses