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Frank is Missing....
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Frank is Missing.... Reply with quote

Frank was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds – AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Frank got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found.................... a brand new bathroom scale.
wtf Evil or Very Mad Mad
Frank has been missing since Friday. Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:56 am    Post subject: Re: Frank is Missing.... Reply with quote

Now my teacher asked me what i was laughing about! i think i should stop reading jokes at school otherwise i might get suspended! Party ROFL

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