A man walks into his favorite watering hole one day and notices a group of BLONDES in the corner. As the night wears on and the alcohol flows, they get louder and he realizes that they are chanting "31 DAYS, 31 DAYS". Every so often a few more blondes wander in and join the group and the celebration grows louder. After a while, a few more blondes show up carrying a piece of plywood, and the group goes NUTS...
"31 DAYS"
"31 DAYS"
"31 DAYS"
Finally, curiosity(and some beer) gets the best of him, and he decides to inquire as to the nature of the celebration, so he approaches the group.
"Excuse me Ladies, but I notice you are celebrating something here, and was wondering what it was"
The apparant leader of the BLONDES responds, "Well, we were sick and tired of everyone calling us "Dumb Blondes" , so we decided to get together and prove them wrong. We went out and bought a jigsaw puzzle, and on the box it said "3-5 Years", but we were able to put it together in 31 DAYS".....
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