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Late for work?
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Late for work? Reply with quote

He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late.


But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about
what to do about it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a
talk.
"Bill, I have to tell you, I like your work ethics, but your being late
often is bothersome.'
"Yes, I know Boss, and I'm working on it."


"Well good. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in
late. I know you're retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?"


"They said, "Good morning, Admiral."

ROFL

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Late for work? Reply with quote

oh yeaaaa
i have a boss like that
laughing hard

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Re: Late for work? Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy good one mr.d i gotta go to work now, later folks. Laughing

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