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Life cycle reversal
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wy111
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Life cycle reversal Reply with quote

I think the life cycle is all backwards


You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being to healthy
Go collect your pension,
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
You party,
You're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You play,
You have no responsibilities,
You become a baby,
Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like:-
central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,
And then you finish off as an o4ga5m.

It's got to be better this way because this getting old sucks!
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Life cycle reversal Reply with quote

I do think this idea has merit.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Life cycle reversal Reply with quote

That is totally right.
Thanks for clearing it up for me, I knew something was wrong with the way things were goin.

Suz

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