1.) FINE:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:

This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F!!! YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

I know most of these. :-D

Dimitri

My wife knows ALL of 'em.

4rum,

Not married dont know how to help. Unlike married guys I can just walk away from the girl if shes doing this on a regular baises can't do that with a wife. Sorry.

Dimitri

Wasn't I married to you once?