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My trip to the store
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:45 pm    Post subject: My trip to the store Reply with quote

Be on the lookout for these two women. They are hanging out around the Jay-C and Wal-Mart parking lots. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet. I've had mine taken on the 1st, 3rd, 4th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the Dollar Store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 10lbs. Keep a lookout for them. ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 are the best times

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:43 am    Post subject: Re: My trip to the store Reply with quote

Dirty ol' man...That's my territory...

I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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