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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:45 am    Post subject: Fastest Dad Reply with quote

Three young lads were bragging on their fathers when the first one said: "My dad is so fast he can shoot an arrow from 50 yards, run down and stand by the target and watch the arrow hit."

The second young man said: "Well my dad is so fast he can shoot his rifle from 100 yards, run down and stand by the target and watch the bullet hit."

The third young man said: "That's nothing. My dad works for the county. He gets off at 5:00 and he can be home by 4:30."

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Fastest Dad Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy sounds like the Jokers over here Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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