Happy ending - not what you think either….

radar

A Muslim dies, and by some error

in his handling,

ends up in heaven.

He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:
"Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven".

"What?,,,, replies the Muslim, and why not"?

"Well, we just don’t!!,,,, and that’s it,,, we're short on Virgins".

The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets

fed up.

"Well,,,, says St Peter,

have you ever done anything good in your life"?

Ummm--the Muslim replies.
"Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children’s charity so I gave her Twenty Dollars.

Last week I donated Fifty Dollars to the Cancer Society,

and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could

spare any money,,,

so I gave him Ten Dollars!

"Alright then, says St Peter,,, wait here and I'll have a quick word with God".

Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.

Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees with me ...

Here’s your 80 Dollars back,,,,,,,,,, now f*ck off!!! Shocked

dhc4ever

Radar,
You've just shot the s##£ out of my theory that police dont have a sense of humour, but then again you arent traffic.
Best joke of the year, keep it up.

Cheers Smile

Elvis

gelandangan

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

lesterg3

RePete

inthedark

That one has got to make its rounds of western Canada LEOs. Great joke. Radar...I'm not worthy Laughing

radar

I'll fess up - I got it from another forum.... But it's gold!

Ominivision1