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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:15 pm    Post subject: Lucky... Reply with quote
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The bloke was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every bloke you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . ....





Wait for it ... ....





It's coming ..... ......




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She said ... ...:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Lucky... Reply with quote
THE CROWN HAS BEEN RESTORED.
Very good/bad ol chap.

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 6:19 am    Post subject: Re: Lucky... Reply with quote
Oh lordy....

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Lucky... Reply with quote
Suz said it...

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: Lucky... Reply with quote
I agree

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