An Irishman at Bondi Beach

Vince · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:36 am Post subject: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing or looking sick! So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him,

'What's wrong now?'

JEEEES!' said the lifeguard, 'Maaaaate. The potato goes in the front!'

wtf

pete4d · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:13 am Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:36 am Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

[b]THAT'S JUST WRONG! Shocked

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:53 am Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

Old too.

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:22 pm Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

Bushmaster wrote:

Old too.

Speaking from experience Bushy? Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

No...I don't think so. It's just too bad that Vince has to resurrect and modify an old joke just to try to retain his crown.

Vince · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:19 pm Post subject: Re: An Irishman at Bondi Beach

OLD...fair call mate...can't ever remember having heard this one before...although there are a myriad of jokes circulating about guys shoving a pair of socks into strategic positions...and girls emptying a box of tissues into the tops of dresses...soooo....I apologise if this is a resurrected joke.

I'll do better in the future.