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How men change
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:59 am    Post subject: How men change Reply with quote

Here ya go Suz...just to show that I'm not biased....

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:18 am    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckles, Vince. I like the dress one!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Tee Hee Vinny! You didn't leave the toilet seat up did you? (I do that all the time at work to confuse them)


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Nope....never leave the seat up....I'd get thumped if I did. Hiding

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

I made a deal with my wife. I'll put the seat down if she'll put the seat up...

Have never heard a complaint from her about that stupid seat for more then 25 years now...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Nice one Bushy will have to try that one myself.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:08 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Coming from Asian country I can just hear this ..

Toilet seat? whats that?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Might look like this Geland (from the Sydney home show no less) really looks like a lifetime of fun too!! toilet thingy

wipe me
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:02 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

I am sure that is not a toilet seat.
I have been trained to put the seat down and the lid too.
(I thought it was funny when the cat jumped into the bowl but my wife felt sorry for the retarded cat)
I do it out of respect for her - and it makes the bathroom look cleaner too.

Heck, I even put a seat and lid in the outhouse up at the cabin! We keep it closed to keep the critters out.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

Yep...that sure is a toilet seat Paul...well a Bidet Seat to be exact.

Fancy Loo Seats

They run to around AUD$1100 each. Bit rich for me.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

And here is a busy person.. Shocked Shocked

nice!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: How men change Reply with quote

I dunno....talking on the phone and fararararting and pisissisising should be left to the experts. Some of us rookies have hangups (pun intended ) bout those things.

looking for the aerosol
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