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One of the best jokes...and it's not even political
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:26 am    Post subject: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is so atrocious that both the passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen politely turns to President Obama:
"Mr President, please, accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded:
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought...until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."


Moral of the story: "Silence is Golden"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:14 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Thanks for the morning chuckle, Vince!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:45 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Yup...That's our kin...Aaah. President.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:56 pm    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

foot in mouth...AGAIN!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:48 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Love it! Two good targets, the Prezz and Lizzie ....outstanding

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:56 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Vince you look out standing in your field....why so far away? You look like you're ready for football.

That horse queef might have brought back memories for him, so he wasn't going to mention it, he was just enjoying the fragrance of home.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:24 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Thanks Suz...nah, not football mate...never played the game. The "field" is my Aunt's backyard...when the pic was converted to an avatar it shrunk everything down. I need to look at a different pic.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:38 am    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Damn...I think it's a great avitar. Can't see yer face...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:43 pm    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

HHhmmmm "everything" is shrunk down....bummer

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: One of the best jokes...and it's not even political Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Damn...I think it's a great avitar. Can't see yer face...

Haha Haha Haha

Suz the All Seeing wrote:

HHhmmmm "everything" is shrunk down....bummer

Embarassed Avatar Maker...should be called Avatar Ice Water. Embarassed Embarassed

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