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Why do men prefer guns to women?
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keetoowah
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

wow that's sad how you look and talk about your woman hunterjoe.

to be blessed with a partner through each day that puts up with what men do in being men, and then to be talked about like that.. find no humor in it.
breaks my heart.

did she birth your babies??
dld she say yes to your proposal when you asked her to be your bride?
are you walking through each day completely alone like some?
how much weight have you gained since you married her?
what inabialities does she have to suffer through, being married to you and your ego?
does she talk down about you to complete strangers too?
you've got my curiousity up now.
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

AMEN to that Keetoowah. If not for my wife, I'm not sure where I'd be right now. Yeah, maybe she don't like my guns and hunting and maybe she has to pick up after me once in a while. Which is sometimes a two way street. Sometimes she makes me mad but, GOD BLESS HER FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY $h!+.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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My wife has done all of those things and I count my blessings everyday because she also has " A SENSE OF HUMOUR!"
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

D_hoffman...As much as I love my wife...I would be a much richer man then I am now...She's a good cook, house keeper, child rearer (we have 5) and companion. But boy can she spend money...Daaymn...I have one foot in the poor house and one foot on a banana peel...

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:04 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Hey Bushy, My wife is a money mizer. She doesn't like to buy anything unless it's on sale. She's from the Philipines and her anual income was what I make in a month so she really can make it stretch. As far as kids goes, we only have one and he's 5.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

I knew those young ladies in the Philipines...Yes I do...I was in Japan too and if I had been there one more month...Well. If yours is a mizer, you are one of the lucky ones...Just one kid? Not enough...You need more. At least two...

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

With the last week with my mother being in the hospital I have really seen how much my parents love each other. If I can find someone that I share half of the with I would be one of the luckest girls in the world. I've had to take over what she does for the running of the house and doing all of her paper work and I think if a wife is worth her weight in gold than a mother is worth platnum times 2 (my mom is a little thing).
Amen to moms and wives.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

I agree with Bushmaster you should have at least 2 kids.

Most of the women in my family are money mizers as well. We all hate shopping.

l dont mind shopping if it's for my lover, sons, outfitting gear, or travelling around the other side of the world.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

When we were talking about getting married I told her at that time no kids because I've already raised 2 kids myself from my first marriage but she has never had any so I said ok but just one, to which she agreed.

She does like shopping but hates to spend money. She's content with just looking, at everything, in the store or mall.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
We all hate shopping.


Confused Shocked wtf
Hey lady, where have you been when I was single? ...

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
wow that's sad how you look and talk about your woman hunterjoe.

to be blessed with a partner through each day that puts up with what men do in being men, and then to be talked about like that.. find no humor in it.
breaks my heart.

did she birth your babies??
dld she say yes to your proposal when you asked her to be your bride?
are you walking through each day completely alone like some?
how much weight have you gained since you married her?
what inabialities does she have to suffer through, being married to you and your ego?
does she talk down about you to complete strangers too?
you've got my curiousity up now.
inquiry mind

to be blessed with a mate is a gift from above

It's a joke...

but to answer your questions...
We have no kids...
she asked ME to marry her...
I've gained 27 pounds since we got married, and she pokes fun at me the same way...
I have a HUGE ego, but I also have a sense of humor. does she suffer through inabilities due to it, I gues I'll hafta ask her...
She DOES talk down about me the same way, to perfect strangers, while I'm there. I'm not SO insecure as to let it bother me. Matter of fact, I think it's FUNNY. She's not saying anything about me I haven't already said...

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

d_hoffman wrote:
AMEN to that Keetoowah. If not for my wife, I'm not sure where I'd be right now. Yeah, maybe she don't like my guns and hunting and maybe she has to pick up after me once in a while. Which is sometimes a two way street. Sometimes she makes me mad but, GOD BLESS HER FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY $h!+.

Hoffie, you have just described the love of my life...my wife. Its a little scary to see someone else's wife is exactly the same as mine.

You are one lucky man mate....as am I.

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D_hoffman...As much as I love my wife...I would be a much richer man then I am now...She's a good cook, house keeper, child rearer (we have 5) and companion. But boy can she spend money...Daaymn...I have one foot in the poor house and one foot on a banana peel...

Bushy, my Tricia has all the same attributes as your lovely lady, but I am lucky in that mine is also the best money manager I have ever encountered. Without her I would have nothing.

keetoowah wrote:
l dont mind shopping if it's for my lover, sons, outfitting gear, or travelling around the other side of the world.

You are a lucky man Tracker.....someone who wants to buy you pressies mate.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:25 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
keetoowah wrote:
l dont mind shopping if it's for my lover, sons, outfitting gear, or travelling around the other side of the world.
You are a lucky man Tracker.....someone who wants to buy you pressies mate.
Cheers, Vince

Yes I am Vince! Counting my blessings every day....also an opportunistic man....preparing my list (.243 Ruger Hawkeye, Ojibway snowshoes, Russell belt knife to replace the one I gave my kid...hmmm what else...new Woods prospector tent.....Oh yeah! there's this canoe!)

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Very Happy I was wondering if you were going to remember the canoe. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

and of course, I'll be needing some rope Very Happy

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