A professor at UCLA was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands!
‘Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
‘That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
‘That’s fantastic . Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, Mohammed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
Mohammed replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Mohammed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Mohammed replied, ‘Shiite!! From way back there I thought you said Goats!

Hear that Vince?
Thats your crown falling and hitting the floor.
Giddee up and find a better one

it bleats and doesnt baa,
so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince.

Elvis wrote:

it bleats and doesnt baa,

Trust a kiwi to notice these details..

Yup...time to do a bit of a search Pete. But that is certainly a very worthy contender.

Cheers, Vince

Cling clang clatter. Damn!! Would someone hand me that crown?

I'm thinkin' Gelandangan gets this one...

Elvis wrote:

it bleats and doesnt baa, so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince.

Well you've left the door wide open on that one Elvis.
But in the interests of trans Tasman relations, I'll bite my tongue

hay there dhc4ever... if you look close I was giving you wallaby wallopers a heads up that the "others" may be about to start slinging the proverbial in "our"direction.... Crikey its hard to give you fellas a heads up round here!!!
do you know why pigs are left alone????
someone let on that they might squeal on you!!!

We need a "head slap" emoticon. Oh Brother....