The thermometer

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:43 pm Post subject: The thermometer

When you have an

'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this
out:

Stop at your pharmacy

and
go to the thermometer section and

purchase
a rectal thermometer made

by
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this
brand.

When
you get home, lock your doors,

draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone
so
you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.

Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface
so
that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now
the fun part begins.

Take
out the literature from the box and read it
carefully.

You
will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every
Rectal
Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is
personally tested

and then
sanitized."
Now,
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in
the thermometer quality control department at

Johnson
& Johnson.'

HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Remember,
if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart....

Maybe
you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

Elvis · Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer

driving a truck just started to look a whole lot nicer...
thankyou for the chuckle.

slimjim · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:52 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer

Tremblay, thanks for the morning chuckle to start the day!

Elvis, you have a picture window as part of your "office". I always thought that is a great benefit!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:04 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer

Good one Tremblay!

RePete · Super Member Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 762

Ouch!

Elvis · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:17 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer

slimjim its nice apart from when you work by your hunting area and cant get a day of Mad

f... Im off for a hunt on Saturday Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:32 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer

I'm a bit curious about how they staff this department at Johnson & Johnson.

"Attention Staff Members...it's time for the daily draw to see who is "assisting" in the rectal thermometer testing facility. Those whose names are drawn will report to the facility manager who will assign you a position on the Bend Over Rack. Thank you. First name out is..."
scared

Cheers, Vince

1895ss · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:36 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer

Vince wrote:

I'm a bit curious about how they staff this department at Johnson & Johnson.

"Attention Staff Members...it's time for the daily draw to see who is "assisting" in the rectal thermometer testing facility. Those whose names are drawn will report to the facility manager who will assign you a position on the Bend Over Rack. Thank you. First name out is..."
scared

Cheers, Vince

First name out is.. "Vince" Shocked

Vince · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer

1895ss wrote:

Vince wrote:

I'm a bit curious about how they staff this department at Johnson & Johnson.

"Attention Staff Members...it's time for the daily draw to see who is "assisting" in the rectal thermometer testing facility. Those whose names are drawn will report to the facility manager who will assign you a position on the Bend Over Rack. Thank you. First name out is..."
scared

Cheers, Vince

First name out is.. "Vince" Shocked

DOH

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:41 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer

The only real worry would be the 2 hands on the sholders.

How do you spell

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!