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Tremblay Super Member


Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 1687 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:43 pm Post subject: The thermometer |
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When you have an
'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this
out:
Stop at your pharmacy
and
go to the thermometer section and
purchase
a rectal thermometer made
by
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this
brand.
When
you get home, lock your doors,
draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone
so
you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface
so
that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now
the fun part begins.
Take
out the literature from the box and read it
carefully.
You
will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every
Rectal
Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is
personally tested
and then
sanitized."
Now,
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in
the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson
& Johnson.'
HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Remember,
if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart....
Maybe
you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain
Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain |
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Elvis Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 7233 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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driving a truck just started to look a whole lot nicer...
thankyou for the chuckle.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 7326 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:52 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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Tremblay, thanks for the morning chuckle to start the day!
Elvis, you have a picture window as part of your "office". I always thought that is a great benefit!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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Ominivision1 Super Member


Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2985 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:04 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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Good one Tremblay!
_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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RePete Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 796
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:55 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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Ouch!
_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different. |
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Elvis Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 7233 Location: south island New Zealand
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Vince Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 13368 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:32 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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1895ss Super Member


Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2613 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:36 pm Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Vince Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 13368 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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dhc4ever Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2318 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:41 am Post subject: Re: The thermometer |
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The only real worry would be the 2 hands on the sholders.
How do you spell
ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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