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Dont mess with the old guys
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:53 pm    Post subject: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Don, because he snored so badly.



They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with Don the whole time, so they voted to take turns.



The first guy slept with Don and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Don snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.



The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? You look awful". He said, 'Man, that Don shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night".


The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy - a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Don into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

Don sat up and watched me all night.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

yip that would make ya stay awake for sure...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

I've always loved that one. Yup...A man's man. A REAL cowboy...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

I'm lockin' the barn door from now on Bushy!

Patt me on the rear @ bed time and ya better be female or...it's a 2" 357 fulla #12 x 5!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

What!??! No confidence in your "manhood"???

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

MY...manhood aint in question here....I dont patt dood's on the arse!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

Aah...Yer no fun...

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
What!??! No confidence in your "manhood"???


Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Yuck


You two are hilarious

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:55 am    Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Aah...Yer no fun...

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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