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Elephants
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:48 pm    Post subject: Elephants Reply with quote

Why do Elephants have Big Ears???

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because Noddy wouldnt pay the ransom Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

I reckon that'll pass over most here at Mach 2, 50,000' & climbing. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

You're right Mike ...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

Oh wow Elvis...you are tryin' to take away my title of sickest joke ain't ya mate. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

But with jokes like that one, ya deserve it mate...that is a classic.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:14 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

hehehehehe yip for those who dont quite get it you had a deprived childhood. Noddy was a great lot of books and later tv programmes for kids his bestest buddy was Big Ears

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:23 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

I dont think this made a lot of sense to the North American contingent.

Its good to get off the sheep subject for a change........

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:42 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

Sheep??!!?? Where???

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

what does Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer have in common???







Mick sings "hey you get off of my cloud"





the farmer shouts "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy

That was on sick movie.
Careful Mike your showing your age.......

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
English Mike wrote:
One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy

That was on sick movie.
Careful Mike your showing your age.......

Fifty three but feeling a lot older of late. Bomb
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

Well get over feeling "old". Another hunting season starts soon over here.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

I dont get it!

When's upland start Bushkicker? I got half a mind ta fly down there and and snag all them yummy birdies out from under yer bead when we go out.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

What?? Fall turkey?


@#$%^&*!!!! I still don't get the joke...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote

Pfft- yuo can buy a turkey....roosters man! And quail and stuff!

I still dont either.... Sad
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