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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:04 pm    Post subject: Some Giggles Reply with quote

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Puns for Educated Minds:

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch , and margaritas into urine.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

Cheers, Vince

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(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:27 am    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

Yep,
no doubt about it Vince, you are still leading the worst joke posted award......

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:33 am    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

I'm workin' on it Pete. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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