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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:23 am    Post subject: Ouch! Reply with quote

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be something requiring a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily, if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:21 am    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Awesome!!!

Rrrrriiiip! Shocked eeeeeeeeeeek!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

not funny at all Sad . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less Shocked ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh wtf wtf wtf . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you Embarassed Embarassed , I still wince thinking about it Sad .

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
not funny at all Sad . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less Shocked ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh wtf wtf wtf . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you Embarassed Embarassed , I still wince thinking about it Sad .

ooooh,
Im wincing reading it, while I'm laughing thou.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:11 am    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
not funny at all Sad . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less Shocked ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh wtf wtf wtf . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you Embarassed Embarassed , I still wince thinking about it Sad .

Sorta brings tears to the eyes Elvis...but I must be honest mate...they are tears from laughing.

It's strange how we always find someone else's discomfort as amusing.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
not funny at all Sad . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less Shocked ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh wtf wtf wtf . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you Embarassed Embarassed , I still wince thinking about it Sad .

Stop it, you're makiing MY eyes water - from laughter. ROFL Laughing Toothless

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just Point ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just Point ROFL

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Of course mate...we is sympathising with ya in our own way. If'n we didn't laugh we'd be cryin'. Very Happy Very Happy Crying or Very sad snicker snicker snicker

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: Ouch! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just Point ROFL

I could be worse, it could be me. Very Happy

We aren't laughing at you, just laughing near you. ROFL

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