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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:48 pm Post subject: Wives |
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Minnesota . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: Re: Wives |
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Ok that was a good one!! Sometimes ya just gotta quit with the orders, some learn it the hard way. There are lots of reasons I won't wash other people's clothes and lots of reasons to stay clear of me if you want me to fetch. OOOOOF he still has difficulty when he pees, now me, I wouldn't go there, that's personal!
Suz
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:35 am Post subject: Re: Wives |
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Being a proud chauvenist (incharge) male. I believe I'll stay out of this one...
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:58 am Post subject: Re: Wives |
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This one's got Wiersey written all over it!
+1 Bushmaster boss-man. Loose lips....can be painful!
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Wives |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
I believe I'll stay out of this one... |
Silence is the trusted friend of wisdom.
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: Wives |
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Zzzzip...Mmmph...
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