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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:13 am    Post subject: The Kiss Reply with quote

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. Surprised

The leader, a big burly man, Cool gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" wtf Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:41 am    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote

wtf And so the biker threw him/her/heshe from the bridge? Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:00 am    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote

Nice one Vince. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:26 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy I know I would have kicked him/her/it over the bridge if it was me.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote

yes that would curdle ya custard forsure Yuck

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote

well put, Elvis
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