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How Hot is it in Texas?!?!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:56 pm    Post subject: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

We are approaching 20 consecutive days over 100 degrees F. So how hot is it? Every time we go to our fridge, our dog runs over to get an ice cube. This British Bulldog takes it to the next level after his owners emptied their cooler in the driveway in Sachse, TEXAS. A great solution!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Dog's name is Elliot . He knows how not to be wasteful.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:01 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

And animals can't reason. RIGHT.....!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:09 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Thats Hilarious ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Oh rats!!! The carburator on my riding lawn mower and my weed eater just clogged up. Now I can't work outside in the sweltering heat. Don't that just pi$$ ya off when that happens?!?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Relax, Bushy! A cool tall one should help you settle down. BTW, I thought you would have goats to do that job.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
BTW, I thought you would have goats to do that job.

Or Stovie with his legendary appetite..

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

What a classic...smart move on Elliot's part...give him a pat and a scratch for me Slim.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: How Hot is it in Texas?!?! Reply with quote

Well, we are past 30 consecutive days over 100F. Today, some areas were over 110F. Its supposed to be this way for the rest of the week.

How hot is it - the cows are giving evaporated milk!!

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