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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:39 pm    Post subject: Marketing Reply with quote

Marketing



Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.

Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of

the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

A priest comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to

the beggar who holds the Cross, but none give to the beggar holding the Star

of David.

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says,

"My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is

the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there

with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a

beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money

to him just out of spite."

The beggar behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest, turned to the

beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the

Goldstein brothers about marketing."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Marketing Reply with quote

he he he he he he those cunning huas..
great one Radar thanks for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:32 am    Post subject: Re: Marketing Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
he he he he he he those cunning huas..
great one Radar thanks for the chuckle.

+1

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Marketing Reply with quote

Good one Radar, Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Marketing Reply with quote

I could see that one coming! Got to start the laugh early. Thanks, radar. Oops, sorry, spelled your name backwards.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:39 am    Post subject: Re: Marketing Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
...Thanks, radar. Oops, sorry, spelled your name backwards.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Good one Slim...ya smartarse bugger. Very Happy Laughing

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