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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:09 am Post subject: Engrish is hod |
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This is the funniest site I've ever seen....OMG Geland will get a kick outa this HERE By the time I got the 8th page I was crying/laujghing so bad I had to stop. The web pages are a little hard to decipher at first.
Suz
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cbsweeney Member
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:28 am Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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Thanks Suz...... Pretty Phu King Funny!
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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:25 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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I just looked at it again and they're adding stuff daily to it, I guess. I hope Geland sees this!
Suz
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:49 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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Thanks Suz! and here's another one for you http://www.engrish.com/
Yeah these things happens a lot out there
Used to take photos of them too..
you ought to see some nonsense they printed on their T shirts..
usually I would amuse myself reading them on the subways over there.
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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:06 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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Oh these are great and there's millions of them. I won't have to watch TV tonight. Thanks Geland!
Suzpgt
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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I've been learning Chinese, and due to my monotone voice, its a little harder for me to get the tones right (every sound has up to 4 tones representing each tone as a different word).
But the written language seems to be easier, nothing different then English, all a bunch of symbols, not proper phonetic spelling. But some news paper titles are quite funny:
One that sounds ok, as a literal translation.
"Hu Jintao attended opening ceremony and delivered important speech."
Verses something like this:
"Arrive Ukrainian start process national affair visiting"
or
"Study type party organization learn what"
Dimitri
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十
« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.
A poem in Chinese
translated as something like
Four is four
ten is ten
fourteen is fourteen
forty is forty
forty four is forty four
etc etc
The above is just one of the Shi SHi verse.
here is another a lot more complex one..
施氏食獅史 shi1 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi3 Story of Shi Eating the Lions
石室詩士施氏, shi2 shi4 shi1 shi4 shi1 shi4, A poet named Shi lived in a stone room,
嗜獅,誓食十獅. shi4 shi1, shi4 shi2 shi2 shi1. fond of lions, he swore that he would eat ten lions.
氏時時適市視獅. shi4 shi2 shi2 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi1. He constantly went to the market to look for ten lions.
十時,適十獅適市. shi2 shi2, shi4 shi2 shi1 shi4 shi4. At ten o'clock, ten lions came to the market
是時,適施氏適是市. shi4 shi2, shi4 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4. and Shi went to the market.
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢, shi4 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi1, shi4 shi3 shi4, Looking at the ten lions, he relied on his arrows
使是十獅逝世. shi3 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi4 shi4. to cause the ten lions to pass away.
氏拾是十獅屍, 適石室. shi4 shi2 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi1, shi4 shi2 shi4. Shi picked up the corpses of the ten lions and took them to his stone room.
石室濕, 氏使侍拭石室. shi2 shi4, shi1, shi4 shi3 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi4. The stone room was damp. Shi ordered a servant to wipe the stone room.
石室拭,氏始試食十獅屍. shi2 shi4 shi4, shi4 shi3 shi4 shi2 shi2 shi1 shi1. As the stone den was being wiped, Shi began to try to eat the meat of the ten lions.
食時, 始識十獅屍, shi2 shi2, shi3 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi1, At the time of the meal, he began to realize that the ten lion corpses
實十石獅屍. shi2 shi2 shi2 shi1 shi1. were in fact were ten stone lions.
試釋是事. shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4 Try to explain this matter.
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: Re: Engrish is hod |
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Now now, don't confuse us
I copied the traditional characters to a note pad and got rid of the phonetic spelling and English, the moment the girlfriend say the first two sentences she laughed as she knew what the rest was to be.
Dimitri
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