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PADDY AND MICK
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:09 am    Post subject: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. Confused

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers. Surprised

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay. Shocked

"What in blue blazes are you doing Mick" says Paddy. wtf Shocked Confused Confused

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Mick: "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:00 am    Post subject: Re: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

Vince, you are a sly one!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:43 am    Post subject: Re: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

Why thank you Slim. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

A tractor huh?

Well, thats kinky! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:02 am    Post subject: Re: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

that reminds me of another will post it. great one Vince.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: PADDY AND MICK Reply with quote

That IS funny Vince. My Brother-in-law is a Massey Ferguson Dealer. This explains a lot!

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