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DOCTORS VISIT
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: DOCTORS VISIT Reply with quote

A little old lady goes to a physician, saying, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never
smell, and I sneak them out silently. As a matter of fact, I've passed
gas at least 20 times since I've been in your office. You didn't know I
was passing gas, because I do it with no noise, and they don't have any
aroma."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."

When she returns, she says, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but
it's awful. I still pass gas without any noise, but the smell could
kill you." Fart wtf

The doctor says, "Excellent. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
let's work on your hearing." Embarassed Shocked


Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:49 pm    Post subject: Re: DOCTORS VISIT Reply with quote

:rolf2: ROFL

Now thats funny! Very Happy Vince keep them comming! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: DOCTORS VISIT Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL That's a good one...! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:18 am    Post subject: Re: DOCTORS VISIT Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: DOCTORS VISIT Reply with quote

I remember Dad saying to me one time that women can't pass wind....they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.

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