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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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BigBlue
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:02 pm    Post subject: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
Have a nice day! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Yuck Yuck Yuck never gave it a thought and don't even want to go there. Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:11 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

What's got me thinkin' BB is how you came up with this thought.

Could it be that....nah...not going there. Confused wtf Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Meanwhile everyone on here is pulling all thier bills out and sniffing them to make sure.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:26 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

No need fer sniffin'.

If ya chuck 'em up against the wall and they stick? Mystery solved.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:28 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

I have no idea what kind of dives you frequent and I'm not sure I really want to know. "and they stick?"

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:33 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Beat's sniffin' 'em!

Works for money, spaghetti, underwear, etc.

Itfn it sticks, ya know it's done.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:42 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Werd Hiding LadysMan Lame Whip

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Alright........I'm not going to be handin any beers out, till you all wash your hands, I'm not suckin on those ice chips anymore either, I don't know where your hands have been but I've got a good idea. And I think we need to be gettin some butcher paper for the tops of the stumps. I'm not sittin where Vinnie sits and....maybe we should just put name plates on our stumps. Campfire smells will take care of the rest. I'll have to start wearing a bra again too.

Suz

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Bra?? This could get ugly...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

we dont have dollar bills any more we have $1 and $2 coins!!!
dont even go there Bushy!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:22 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
I'll have to start wearing a bra again too.

Suz


Do they start hurting your knees?

don't know for women, but for men they say every kg in front is charging your back 6x. Maybe they don't say this for women because there are enough male volunteers to give support... Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:19 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Suzanne wrote:
I'll have to start wearing a bra again too.

Suz


Do they start hurting your knees?

ROFL ROFL Popcorn

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Suz is, well- awesome! .... Very Happy Laughing

No paper on my stump. I'll take a name plate though, took me a while to get the butt-groove and stuff juuuuust right. Them flies? Them's is coming from Wiersy's stump. You don't wanna know.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:49 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

SHHHHH! I told ya not to tell.

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