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Aussie love poem
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Velcro gloves and gumboots is the story I've heard Radar.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

And you, radar. A sheep chauffeur... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

velcro gloves.buwahahahahaha! thats a good one.

sheep on the cicle was obviuosly a hitch hiker....not the fave o' the flock..

didnt have a bell round its neck.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

No bushy, they were on a date...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

A couple of hundred sheep in one of thoses truck/trailer rigs and you are callin' it a "date"??

Looks more like an orgy to me...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
A couple of hundred sheep in one of thoses truck/trailer rigs and you are callin' it a "date"??

Looks more like an orgy to me...

Haha Haha Haha Haha ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

you guys have the velcro gloves and gumboots but you forgot about the great aussie drizabone riding coat to stop the sheep pooing down your gumboots.....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:37 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Hey thats a new use for the DrizaBone mate...never thought of that....WOOHOO...thanks. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Not me Bushy,
I'm from Dairy Country, herd of Cows ?
The mighty Waikato.

No sheep brave enough to live here!

Hey Vince, is that long gumboots (Perths) or shorties (Red Bands) - both named by Aussies LOL. Not to be confused with waders

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
you guys have the velcro gloves and gumboots but you forgot about the great aussie drizabone riding coat to stop the sheep pooing down your gumboots.....

A good advice from an experienced fello Shocked Confused

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Oh your wise one, we bask in your greatness...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Wow!
All I got a craving for at this point is lamb chops and a tall whiskey!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
Wow!
All I got a craving for at this point is lamb chops and a tall whiskey!

Either that Paul, or a nice roast leg of lamb with mint sauce and roast vegies MMMMM...definitely my roast of choice.

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Hey Vince, is that long gumboots (Perths) or shorties (Red Bands) - both named by Aussies LOL. Not to be confused with waders

...size to suit mate, size to suit. Laughing Laughing

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