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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:10 pm    Post subject: Tolerance Reply with quote

This is in the JOKES section because it is intended as humour. Very Happy Very Happy


I'm truly perplexed that so many are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.

The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the Muslim community. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) 'The Turban Cowboy' and the other being a topless bar 'You Mecca Me Hot'.

Across the street should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to that have an open barbecue pork rib restaurant, called something like 'Iraq o Ribs'.

Also next to them could be a very daring lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret' with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it 'Morehammered'?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Tolerance Reply with quote

Sounds like a plan to me.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Tolerance Reply with quote

zxd9 wrote:
Sounds like a plan to me.

+1, Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Tolerance Reply with quote

This shouldn't be a joke but the real plan if the Mosque gets built!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Tolerance Reply with quote

Sounds like a damn fine idea to me!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: Tolerance Reply with quote

Let's do it. I'm in.

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