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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15717 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:47 pm Post subject: A boy on a farm |
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little peeved off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says,
"I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
Cheers, Vince
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: A boy on a farm |
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_________________ Regards
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9254 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:34 am Post subject: Re: A boy on a farm |
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ooow thats good.
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:01 am Post subject: Re: A boy on a farm |
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Thats a knee slapper
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