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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:43 pm    Post subject: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Happy Australia Day – January 26

We, the people of the broad brown land of Oz, wish to be recognised as a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional boong. We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand) and, although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation but we're divided into many States.

First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte, grand final day and big horse races. Its capital is Melbourne, whose chief marketing pitch is that it's "liveable". At least that's what they think. The rest of us think it's too bloody cold and wet.

Next, there's New South Wales, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital, Sydney, has more queens than any other city in the world, and is proud of it. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.

Down south we have Tasmania, a state where everyone gets an extra chromosome at conception. Maps of the state bring smiles to the sternest faces. It holds the world record for a single mass shooting, which the Yanks can't seem to beat no matter how often they try.

South Australia is the province of half-decent reds, a festival of foreigners and bizarre axe murders. They had the Grand Prix, but lost it when the views of Adelaide sent the Formula One drivers to sleep at the wheel.

Western Australia is too far from anywhere to be relevant in this document. WA was the last state to stop importing convicts, and many of them still work there in the government and business.

The Northern Territory is the red heart of our land. Outback plains, cattle stations the size of European countries, kangaroos, jackaroos, emus, Ulurus and dusty kids with big smiles. It also has the highest beer consumption of anywhere on the planet, and its creek beds have the highest aluminium content of anywhere too. Although the Territory is the centrepiece of our national culture, few of us live there and the rest prefer to fly over it on our way to Bali.

And there's Queensland. While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half-arsed agnostics, it is worth noting that God probably made Queensland. Why He filled it with dickheads remains a mystery.

Oh yes, and there's Canberra. The least said the better.

We, the citizens of Oz, are united by the Pacific Highway, whose treacherous twists and turns kill more of us each year than die by murder. We are united in our lust for international recognition, so desperate for praise we leap in joy when a ragbag gaggle of corrupt IOC officials tells us Sydney is better than Beijing.

Not that we're whinging, we leave that to our Pommy immigrants. We want to make, "No worries mate" our national phrase, "She'll be right, mate" our national attitude, and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem. (So what if it's about a sheep-stealing crim who commits suicide).

We love sport so much our newsreaders can read the death toll from a sailing race and still tell us who's winning in the same breath. And we're the best in the world at all the sports that count, like cricket, netball, rugby, AFL, roo-shooting, two-up and horse racing.

We also have the biggest rock, the tastiest pies, the blackest aborigines and the worst-dressed Olympians in the known universe. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. And even though we might seem a racist, closed-minded, sports-obsessed little people, at least we're better than the bloody Kiwis.

Happy Ostraiya Day Cheers Cheers Cheers

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:18 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

oi you cheeky ocker thats enough Kiwi bashing for one day...
you know why XXXX Cheers was named that aye
the huas couldnt spell !!!!! Poke

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:27 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Elvis from the Land where Men are Men and SHEEP are Scared wrote:
you know why XXXX Cheers was named that aye
the huas couldnt spell !!!!! Poke

You know mate...you are probably right there...either that or someone leaned back onto a barbed wire fence, tore his tweeds and cut his arse, then thought...now there's a name for this beer...Barbed Wire. They couldn't fit that on the label, so XXXX it became.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Laughing True bloody right Vince!

Haapee Ozian day

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:00 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Happy Australia Day to our mates down under!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:18 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Party Party at Vince's Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Whats this, party at Vince's. I'll bring more beer.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Job's on guys...party hard and often. Cheers Party Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Omni, beer you dont have to worry about,
just bring you some ice...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy Australia Day Reply with quote

Need a dancing girl?? I'm game for a spin! Haapppyyyeee Australia Day ! ! !

Misc Cheers Party Party Party Cheers

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