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Straight from the mouth of the babe..
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:18 pm    Post subject: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

My daughter emailed this to me.


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Snow White lived alone with seven men. wtf
Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Shocked
Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Confused
Pinocchio was a liar. Shocked
Robin Hood was a thief. Confused
Tarzan walked without clothes on. Very Happy
Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger. Shocked
Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party. Evil or Very Mad

These are the stories our parents raised us with
and then they complain our generation is messed up?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

DOH...damn kids...always have to have the last word.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:01 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

Don't do as I do. Do as I say
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:43 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

Gelandangan...Why do you have to be such a realist anyway. Sit back, relax and enjoy the stories. For crying out loud....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:41 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

What do kids really think of rub-a-dub dub, three men in a tub?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

multigauge wrote:
What do kids really think of rub-a-dub dub, three men in a tub?

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked wtf wtf Embarassed Mad Mad
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:19 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

Yeah.....uh.....where's the soap? Gotta feel aroun for it....is that you? or is that the soap?
uh......I dunno.....how big is your dub-dub?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:28 am    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

I desided to leave the horny-toad and the fire ant alone. You know I'm staying out of this one...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. Reply with quote

I rather not know Laughing

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