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Snow is such fun
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:36 pm    Post subject: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England.

He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now.

His wife has done nothing but stare through the window. Confused Confused Confused

If it doesn't stop soon he’ll probably have to let her in. wtf Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Cool Cool Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:09 am    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

ho ho ho thats too funny.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing He should be afraid for his life when/if he does ...! Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Swmbo is laughing her head off..
Its the reverse happened here ..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

My favorite story along these lines:

My friend Pete rented a hunting camp in Vermont to live in year-round. He woke up one moring in serious need to relieve himself of the mass quantities of beer he had drunk the night before. It had snowed 36" during the night and he had trouble trying to force the door open. He opened the upstairs window and stepped onto the porch roof to piss over the edge. Of course, he slipped and fell into the snowdrift below the porch.
The mailman stopped to deliver a registered letter to find Pete, naked, digging like crazy at the snow in front of the door. He never asked Pete for an explanation, just said "Hi, Pete", had him sign for the letter and left as though everything were normal.

This is the only camp in Vermont that I have seen with a door that opens out, and for obvious reasons.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

snow I wish its 32degrees C here a stinking NW wind and we are cooking.
is this Johnsena another Pistol Shooting spambot. Smash

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
s this Johnsena another Pistol Shooting spambot. Smash

I reckon you are right mate...open fire in your own time, go on.

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Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....
Suz

Suz...stop it...ya killin' me mate. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:

is this Johnsena another Pistol Shooting spambot. Smash

Indeed

Elsewhere he's been pushing funeral urns or else banned already as a 'bot.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....


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shaved my schnobel Shocked Shocked Shocked You did... ?? ... just what is that...??? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

1895ss wrote:
Suzanne wrote:
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....


Suz


shaved my schnobel Shocked Shocked Shocked You did... ?? ... just what is that...??? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

From memory, its a small section just above the knee mate...about 2 inches above. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

I thought the schnobel wash a part of sha shtorm everyone complainin about; sha bit youse shrow at peoplesh.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Happy holidays Radar!! Can ya shtill walk?

SchuZe

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
1895ss wrote:
Suzanne wrote:
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....


Suz


shaved my schnobel Shocked Shocked Shocked You did... ?? ... just what is that...??? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

From memory, its a small section just above the knee mate...about 2 inches above. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...!!! Smile You sure ... ?????? Surprised

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