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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:50 pm    Post subject: Friendly Holiday Advice Reply with quote

Friendly Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a** holes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sh1te like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three and a half times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Friendly Holiday Advice Reply with quote

Got you 100%,

stay safe and have a happy holidays to all.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Friendly Holiday Advice Reply with quote

Thanks OneEightNineFiveEssEss...I knew I couldn't always be in the wrong...now I know...well done mate.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Friendly Holiday Advice Reply with quote

thanks a great chuckle.

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