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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:19 pm Post subject: Warm Beer |
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Warm Beer
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A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. so he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill. The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business" and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: "there is your $%&@*! change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: Warm Beer |
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yip that would get him good.
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chambered221 Super Member
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:25 pm Post subject: Re: Warm Beer |
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Good one..............
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:30 am Post subject: Re: Warm Beer |
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OH WOW!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!! I had to read it a few time to get it though! But when it made sense.........I think I hurt myself trying not to scare the neighbors in the other apartments! HA HA HA!!! The mental picture.....HA HA!!! PERFECT! Still laughing! TNX
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