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Divorced Barbie Doll
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:46 am    Post subject: Divorced Barbie Doll Reply with quote

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorced Barbie Doll Reply with quote

Good one Crackshot!! I needed the chuckle today.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorced Barbie Doll Reply with quote

Aint it the truth Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorced Barbie Doll Reply with quote

Good one, LMAO

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorced Barbie Doll Reply with quote

I know a couple of Barbie & Ken jokes but they're just a little too risqué.... Very Happy
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