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A little golf humour
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:32 am    Post subject: A little golf humour Reply with quote

*Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ....**

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE ... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

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WELL DONE! NOW .....

FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF!!!*


Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: A little golf humour Reply with quote

My Father would have enjoyed that...Thanks

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:47 pm    Post subject: Re: A little golf humour Reply with quote

Ah yes - golf.

A game for men with small balls. Razz
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