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Grandpa died durring sex.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:35 am    Post subject: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

To Die During Sex

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sally went straight round to visit her Grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Sally suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grandma replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells -- in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear.

"If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

He ding-dong-danged to death! Good one Rob!!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
He ding-dong-danged to death! Good one Rob!!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

A good chuckle to end the day with. Thanks rob!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

Done in by his ding-a-ling.

Damn! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa died durring sex. Reply with quote

what a way to go...may we all be so blessed..

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